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thehumanbutt:

stop-fallen-angel:

awwww-cute:

Found this little guy outside of a Mexican restaurant last night. His name is Queso

THAT THING LOOKS LIKE A DEMON, WHY WOULD YOU NAME HIM AFTER CHEESE?

IT IS OBVIOUSLY A BLACK FLOOF AND HAS/WILL NEVER HURT A SOUL. DID YOU EVEN LOOK AT IT?!???!
thatswhenyouseesparks:

magicandnonsense:

THIS IS THE BEST SOLUTION.

Can you imagine if/when the house is being sold and the realtor is like “comes with carved wooden dragon in front yard”.
badoutlawwolf:

mnlmnz:

askfordoodles:

napoleon-and-the-bonapartes:

This bird knows he looks amazing.

Frogmouths are indeed very handsome devils…

Until they open their mouth…

and you realize they are basically bird muppets.

… no comment…
For extra lulz check out these awesome birds’ awkward baby photos:


I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE HEAD TO BODY RATIO TO BE SO CLOSE TO JUST 1:1

This is a “The Expectation vs The Reality” picture in bird form.

more-like-tardass:

punkmarauder:

can you imagine Oliver having to show up at quidditch trials and say ‘anyone who’s here to try out for seeker better go back up to the castle because an 11 year old boy rode a broom for the first time today and McGonagall gave him the seeker position before asking me or letting me see him play sorry guys’

I’m literally watching that scene right now and now I can’t stop laughing

rubyabbadon:

australians-assemble:

cutecourf:

iwriteblogsnottragedies:

purupurupikopuyo:

i still can’t believe wagga wagga, walla walla, bong bong, poowong, wonglepong and woolloomooloo are all 100% real place names in this country

you forgot wollongong

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I feel I should also inform you that Tittybong is a real place

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is Australia high all the time

thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

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